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Semi-regular updates on the absolute decline of Tesla's stock price and also dunking on Elon's general dumbassery

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Forwarded from Russec
Another techbro is calling Tesla “the next Enron” lol

https://bsky.app/profile/maxberger.bsky.social/post/3kqwnhj5dcc2p
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Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social)
Dustin Moskowitz, founder of Asana and Facebook billionaire, says Tesla is Enron now. Suggests there will be multiple charges of fraud when the business collapses.
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https://electrek.co/2023/12/21/tesla-stink-like-feet-this-is-what-you-have-to-do/
Electrek
If your Tesla starts to stink like cheesy feet, this is what you have to do
If your Tesla starts to stink like old sweat socks, you can fix that problem yourself, but it's a little bit of a daunting process.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1cdefvj/cybertruck_owner_rages_at_kids_on_bikes_calls/
Reddit
From the EnoughMuskSpam community on Reddit: Cybertruck owner rages at kids on bikes, calls them homophobic slurs, threatens to…
Explore this post and more from the EnoughMuskSpam community
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https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/26/24141361/tesla-autopilot-fsd-nhtsa-investigation-report-crash-death
The Verge
Tesla’s Autopilot and Full Self-Driving linked to hundreds of crashes, dozens of deaths
When it was time to react, often it was too late.
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Fuckin hate Reddit
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Okay now actually probably fixed
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Andrew Baglino, former VP of Tesla sold all his shares
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Forwarded from Gay fucking Rat🐀 They/Them
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Forwarded from Gay fucking Rat🐀 They/Them
Elon musk: The oppressed deserve to be oppressed
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Tears void the warranty
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https://fxtwitter.com/jffxns/status/1783867367807729679
FxTwitter / FixupX
John Deere S100 42-in 17.5-HP Gas Riding Mower (@jffxns)
this seems bad 🫠
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Throwback to the time Tesla installed 8GB eMMC NAND that died within months and took out the entire MCU

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2020/11/after-12523-replacements-feds-investigate-tesla-media-control-unit-failures/
Ars Technica
After 12,523 replacements, Feds investigate Tesla Media Control Unit failures
After ~3,000 write cycles to its eMMC NAND flash memory, complete failure occurs.
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