"apple confirms that new Ipad Pro might come already crooked from inside the box"

Did not know I had this sticker

I cannot accept that sticker pack, sorry.

Someone poured water over all laptops here, and now they do this.

This is the image signal by the way

I installed a font in Windows and now ITS FUCKING BROKEN

It is entirely possible to rebuild these, by the way

The hardest part was avoiding gluing my fingers together when I re-assembled the charger

im ready for christmas