If your friends wouldn’t pull you from a burning car.

Or fight 10 men kicking you in the face as you’re unconscious.

In a bid to save your life.

What the fuck are they even your friends for? “Fun”?

99% of you don’t have real friends. You think you do.

You don’t.

Gm.

GM.

I havnt been arrested in ages :(

The Romanian police will show up to my house fully armed to arrest my brother and I when the British foreign office told them to "get us off the internet"

But they dont show up when men with machetes arrive with murderous intent.

The world would be a nicer place if humans had the capacity to love as unconditionally as dogs do.

Back on instagram.

https://www.instagram.com/cobratatealiveofficial

Money makes you resilient to setbacks.

Get rich, laugh more.

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I miss sneezing during Covid and watching the entire world lose its mind.

People ran away from me like I was Godzilla.

I mattered.

Now when I sneeze… nobody cares.

I have to pull out my gun to see the same fear in their eyes.

I miss Covid 😢

I broke my 7million dollar car after 48 hours.

Then I put it on a 747 to be flown to Italy from Dubai to be fixed, and drove my Bugatti around instead.

Top G.

From the absolute bottom to the absolute top.

Top G.

GM

Women hate you because you deserve to be hated.

Women are God's mirror - reminding you of your monumental failure.

Your life is a mess because every time you considered fixing it,

You picked up your phone instead.

JOINTHEREALWORLD

My 20s were endless work.

My 30s are endless work.

That’s how I got everything I have.

Kayaks suck.

GM.

Who remembers when I gave a Lambo away?

Should I do it again?

Never met a girl with a tattoo between her tits who wasn’t a hoe.