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The Chosen One: 10 Little-Known Facts About Modern-Day Legend Kyle Rittenhouse
Since time immemorial, legend has whispered of a hero prepared by the ancients to defend liberty and shoot commie pedophiles in the name of butt-kicking freedom. Our generation has been blessed to witness this hero in action. His name is Kyle Rittenhouse. Here are a few absolute truths about the based legend:
1) Tucker Carlson wears Kyle Rittenhouse pajamas: Rumors of a matching body pillow are unfounded.
2) His midichlorian count is off the chart- over 20,000: Not even Master Yoda has a midichlorian count that high.
3) Rittenhouse has never shed a tear, ever: Even while crying.
4) We stopped receiving transmissions from "Q" the moment he was taken into custody: Coincidence?
5) Standing downwind of Rittenhouse is guaranteed to cause testosterone poisoning: More “T” runs through his veins than is found in the entire Democratic party.
6) His AR-15 was forged by the ancient men of Westernesse with the magical ability to vanquish the dark armies of Communism: The Númenorian etchings are still legible.
7) Trump has tapped Rittenhouse as Defense Secretary in 2024: And Vice President.
8) According to legend, if a commie pedophile says "Rittenhouse" in the mirror 3 times, Kyle will pick them off from 500 yards away: One can only hope.
9) He was born on July 4th to a pair of majestic bald eagle parents: He did not shoot his way out of the womb as was once believed.
10) Rittenhouse is pro-vaccine: Oh crap! How did this one get in here?
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The Chosen One: 10 Little-Known Facts About Modern-Day Legend Kyle Rittenhouse
Since time immemorial, legend has whispered of a hero prepared by the ancients to defend liberty and shoot commie pedophiles in the name of butt-kicking freedom. Our generation has been blessed to witness this hero in action. His name is Kyle Rittenhouse. Here are a few absolute truths about the based legend:
1) Tucker Carlson wears Kyle Rittenhouse pajamas: Rumors of a matching body pillow are unfounded.
2) His midichlorian count is off the chart- over 20,000: Not even Master Yoda has a midichlorian count that high.
3) Rittenhouse has never shed a tear, ever: Even while crying.
4) We stopped receiving transmissions from "Q" the moment he was taken into custody: Coincidence?
5) Standing downwind of Rittenhouse is guaranteed to cause testosterone poisoning: More “T” runs through his veins than is found in the entire Democratic party.
6) His AR-15 was forged by the ancient men of Westernesse with the magical ability to vanquish the dark armies of Communism: The Númenorian etchings are still legible.
7) Trump has tapped Rittenhouse as Defense Secretary in 2024: And Vice President.
8) According to legend, if a commie pedophile says "Rittenhouse" in the mirror 3 times, Kyle will pick them off from 500 yards away: One can only hope.
9) He was born on July 4th to a pair of majestic bald eagle parents: He did not shoot his way out of the womb as was once believed.
10) Rittenhouse is pro-vaccine: Oh crap! How did this one get in here?
NOT SATIRE: We make Tools of Liberty for the defense of every free man's God-given rights: Arm yourself with body armor and a plate carrier of your choosing; build your setup with tactical accessories to have close-at-hand on the carrier; train with our durable steel targets.
For easy everyday usage, equip yourself and your loved ones with armored backpacks or view our scenario-based loadouts for inspiration and insight on how best to prepare yourself. Looking for our best deals right now? Check out our monthly promotions. New to body armor?
Learn more at our blog or Body Armor 101 page. All of this is ready for you, so you can Stay in the Fight with AR500 Armor.
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The Chosen One: 10 Little-Known Facts About Modern-Day Legend Kyle Rittenhouse
Since time immemorial, legend has whispered of a hero prepared by the ancients to defend liberty and shoot commie pedophiles in the name of butt-kicking freedom. Our generation has been blessed to witness this hero in action. His name is Kyle Rittenhouse.…
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The jury has been deliberating just over 4 hours now in the Rittenhouse case. Continue to pray for Kyle and his family.
BLM activists have been spotted protesting out front of the Kenosha courthouse while jurors deliberate.
500 Wisconsin national guard troops remain on stand-by at an undisclosed location if Kenosha police decide they are to be needed.
#FreeKyle
BLM activists have been spotted protesting out front of the Kenosha courthouse while jurors deliberate.
500 Wisconsin national guard troops remain on stand-by at an undisclosed location if Kenosha police decide they are to be needed.
#FreeKyle
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Ohio is suing FascistBook
https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2021/11/16/Ohio-sues-Facebook-misleading-public-negative-effect-products-children/5921637082991/
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Ohio sues Facebook alleging it misled the public about effect on children
Nov. 16 (UPI) -- Ohio Attorney General Dave Yost has announced a lawsuit against Facebook parent Meta over accusations the company misled the public about the negative effects its products have on the health and wellbeing of children.
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Masks of course.
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My question is why was a 9 year old at an event such as this? Where were his parents? They should be charged with no less than neglect & child endangerment!
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Astroworld tragedy takes another victim: 9 year-old Ezra Blount passed away
he 9-year-old child who was on life support after being trampled at Travis Scott’s Astroworld Festival in Houston has passed away. Ezra Blount died of his injuries on Sunday on Nov.15, reported the New York Post.
The death of the young kid brings the total…
The death of the young kid brings the total…
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So let's look deeper who is behind this? We all know, it is these evil and corrupt corporations/organizations that work against us to get mandates, laws against us, who try to slowly poison us, who take our money and launder it amongst themselves. Just like someone posted earlier in the chat...it's a big club, and we ain't in it. What can we do to celebrate this win and help to ensure it doesn't happen again? Quit funding them! Quit giving them your money. You have to follow the money. Where does the money you spend every week/month go? It goes to the corrupt corporations then to the corrupt politicians, the propaganda media, the big pharma, the sports complex and hollywood, and they just keep taking YOUR money and circulate it and use it against you.
Where did the money come from to pay these protesters and rioters? (Name the group)....and how did they get the money....trace it back.....from YOU!! Stop helping them! https://form.jotform.com/213115662786156 shatter the illusion, take charge of where your money goes and let's take our country back!
So let's look deeper who is behind this? We all know, it is these evil and corrupt corporations/organizations that work against us to get mandates, laws against us, who try to slowly poison us, who take our money and launder it amongst themselves. Just like someone posted earlier in the chat...it's a big club, and we ain't in it. What can we do to celebrate this win and help to ensure it doesn't happen again? Quit funding them! Quit giving them your money. You have to follow the money. Where does the money you spend every week/month go? It goes to the corrupt corporations then to the corrupt politicians, the propaganda media, the big pharma, the sports complex and hollywood, and they just keep taking YOUR money and circulate it and use it against you.
Where did the money come from to pay these protesters and rioters? (Name the group)....and how did they get the money....trace it back.....from YOU!! Stop helping them! https://form.jotform.com/213115662786156 shatter the illusion, take charge of where your money goes and let's take our country back!
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