They killed the royal family in Hyena-land and the crazy hyenas were fucking around?!
HEY! Build a whole army and establish constitutional order in these wild lands
With the new Lego Geopolitics 2016 roster
HEY! Build a whole army and establish constitutional order in these wild lands
With the new Lego Geopolitics 2016 roster
No one lives forever 🇺🇸
They killed the royal family in Hyena-land and the crazy hyenas were fucking around?! HEY! Build a whole army and establish constitutional order in these wild lands With the new Lego Geopolitics 2016 roster
(BTW, I know that Denmark principles regarding the war and Lego is strong. I was just joking)
DAAAAAAEEEM...this will be hard to describe from all four sides, damn it
#lore_in_one_post
2016-2017
CCF.
After the "burn and cleanse" tactic, the local reputation was extremely low. Citizens of Yeenland did not accept either the Pestun or the Internationalists.
Therefore, the CCF command decided to simply imprison those who disagreed in prisons, since they posed a danger to the operation against Caninekurkha.
And the reputation ended up in the shit 📉
At the same time, the mental state of ordinary soldiers was getting worse and worse. Comrades died in ambushes, comrades returned as disabled veterans, and the command simply replaced them with new combat-ready meat.
As a result of this, the army began to simply get high on legal drugs. Fentanyl, hallucinogens, weed, medical salts, synthetics, local drugs. Whatever the wallet can afford.
It turned out that even medics were high during the conduct of medical operations.
Also, the command delayed demobilization, artificially stretching the term of service of soldiers, sometimes forcing them to extend their contract.
And one day everything got even worse.
2016-2017
CCF.
After the "burn and cleanse" tactic, the local reputation was extremely low. Citizens of Yeenland did not accept either the Pestun or the Internationalists.
Therefore, the CCF command decided to simply imprison those who disagreed in prisons, since they posed a danger to the operation against Caninekurkha.
And the reputation ended up in the shit 📉
At the same time, the mental state of ordinary soldiers was getting worse and worse. Comrades died in ambushes, comrades returned as disabled veterans, and the command simply replaced them with new combat-ready meat.
As a result of this, the army began to simply get high on legal drugs. Fentanyl, hallucinogens, weed, medical salts, synthetics, local drugs. Whatever the wallet can afford.
It turned out that even medics were high during the conduct of medical operations.
Also, the command delayed demobilization, artificially stretching the term of service of soldiers, sometimes forcing them to extend their contract.
And one day everything got even worse.
#lore_in_one_post
"Second Chance" Program
The government of Dag Ayatos, together with the police and the Ministry of Defense, provided local prisoners with a new "Second Chance" program.
Under this program, if you as a citizen of the CCF had problems with the law of ANY kind, you could sign a military contract under which you would be rehabilitated. Under this same program, even the death penalty was commuted to exile to the front.
And I think you can imagine what happens when a whole HORDE of criminals goes to war.
The program also included: untrainable students, citizens who lost their jobs,homeless, patients of psychiatric clinics.
And this turned into a nightmare for the local command in Yeenland.
In addition to the fact that enemies shot at the soldiers from the front, they could also be shot in the back by various kinds of social outcasts who were also completely high to trash.
The Ayatos government carefully hid this program and what was happening on the front, but the information leaked.
And this caused a big scandal within the federation itself.
"Second Chance" Program
The government of Dag Ayatos, together with the police and the Ministry of Defense, provided local prisoners with a new "Second Chance" program.
Under this program, if you as a citizen of the CCF had problems with the law of ANY kind, you could sign a military contract under which you would be rehabilitated. Under this same program, even the death penalty was commuted to exile to the front.
And I think you can imagine what happens when a whole HORDE of criminals goes to war.
The program also included: untrainable students, citizens who lost their jobs,homeless, patients of psychiatric clinics.
And this turned into a nightmare for the local command in Yeenland.
In addition to the fact that enemies shot at the soldiers from the front, they could also be shot in the back by various kinds of social outcasts who were also completely high to trash.
The Ayatos government carefully hid this program and what was happening on the front, but the information leaked.
And this caused a big scandal within the federation itself.
- "Who... Who is the commander?"
- "What business is that of yours?"
- "It's important, we need to discuss this now."
-"Militant-stabarde Sulivan Tumiere"
- "Sulivan, listen... While it's not too late, withdraw your men, don't do this. Listen, what good will come of this? Have mercy on them, have mercy on their families, Sul, don't do this. Do you hear me?"
- "I'm not that cool to give such command."
- "Sulivan, just... understand me correctly, this is not your war, this is our war, we are fighting here for our future. The Pesthuns are fighting for their views with your hands. You are just like mercenaries who came here. Understand, I have never felt any hatred towards you, I swear by God. You'd better come to me as a guest, but don't be my enemy. Just... leave now for best."
- "I don't have such authority, I have been given an order and I will carry it out in any case."
- "What business is that of yours?"
- "It's important, we need to discuss this now."
-"Militant-stabarde Sulivan Tumiere"
- "Sulivan, listen... While it's not too late, withdraw your men, don't do this. Listen, what good will come of this? Have mercy on them, have mercy on their families, Sul, don't do this. Do you hear me?"
- "I'm not that cool to give such command."
- "Sulivan, just... understand me correctly, this is not your war, this is our war, we are fighting here for our future. The Pesthuns are fighting for their views with your hands. You are just like mercenaries who came here. Understand, I have never felt any hatred towards you, I swear by God. You'd better come to me as a guest, but don't be my enemy. Just... leave now for best."
- "I don't have such authority, I have been given an order and I will carry it out in any case."
#lore_in_one_post
Battle for Giver-star-zhi
The CCF forces reached the capital of Yeenland, which was under the control of caninekurkha together with the southern militia.
The city was surrounded and besieged, with daily artillery shelling.
However, the capital did not want to surrender.
Therefore, in December 2016, an order was signed to capture Giver-star-zhi by storm on the night of January 1, 2017.
Four groups
Group North, First Combined Brigade:
219th Motorized Rifle and 19th Tank
Objective: Giver-star-zhi Airport
Group East, Second Combined Brigade:
113th Infantry and 18th Airborne
Objective: Giver-star-zhi Railway Station
Group South, Third Combined Brigade:
415th Motorized Rifle and 10th Armored Tank
Objective: Capital Government Building
Group West, Fourth Combined Brigade:
5th Lagoday and 17th Motorized Rifle
Objective: Capital State Hospital
Battle for Giver-star-zhi
The CCF forces reached the capital of Yeenland, which was under the control of caninekurkha together with the southern militia.
The city was surrounded and besieged, with daily artillery shelling.
However, the capital did not want to surrender.
Therefore, in December 2016, an order was signed to capture Giver-star-zhi by storm on the night of January 1, 2017.
Four groups
Group North, First Combined Brigade:
219th Motorized Rifle and 19th Tank
Objective: Giver-star-zhi Airport
Group East, Second Combined Brigade:
113th Infantry and 18th Airborne
Objective: Giver-star-zhi Railway Station
Group South, Third Combined Brigade:
415th Motorized Rifle and 10th Armored Tank
Objective: Capital Government Building
Group West, Fourth Combined Brigade:
5th Lagoday and 17th Motorized Rifle
Objective: Capital State Hospital
CCF Troops entered without resistance and reached the designated buildings, beginning to establish a bridgehead for the further capture of the capital.
However, on the day of January 1, 2017, chaos began.
From every building, window, and entrance, rocket-propelled grenade attacks and a hail of small-arms fire rained down on the soldiers.
The hostile troops began to storm the command posts of the combined brigades.
The brigades themselves could barely convey the necessary information to the command.
And worse than that, all entrances to the city were deadlocked by militia forces.
However, on the day of January 1, 2017, chaos began.
From every building, window, and entrance, rocket-propelled grenade attacks and a hail of small-arms fire rained down on the soldiers.
The hostile troops began to storm the command posts of the combined brigades.
The brigades themselves could barely convey the necessary information to the command.
And worse than that, all entrances to the city were deadlocked by militia forces.
- "Group south, Group south. We are taking casualties."
- "Sixth team! We are surrounded! Group south, I am Sixth, I am Sixth!"
- "Wait, Sixth, wait a minute. In a minute, I am preparing the fighters for the exit."
- "NO TIME TO WAIT, YOUR MOTHER! THEY ARE SQUEEZING ME, FIVE OF US, CARGO B,CARGO B! WE ARE DYING!"
- "I am North... A... ~~~interference. I, uh, am wounded, the box is out of commission.... Legs. Legs are gone, my legs are gone."
- "North, I am outpost, North, I am outpost."
- "outpost, the hijhaks started to mash us up. They burned two of my tanks, no one from the crew survived. Can't stick our head out, they are beating us like cattle!"
- "I am outpost, all brigades hold positions! Do not retreat, hold positions!"
- "Sixth team! We are surrounded! Group south, I am Sixth, I am Sixth!"
- "Wait, Sixth, wait a minute. In a minute, I am preparing the fighters for the exit."
- "NO TIME TO WAIT, YOUR MOTHER! THEY ARE SQUEEZING ME, FIVE OF US, CARGO B,CARGO B! WE ARE DYING!"
- "I am North... A... ~~~interference. I, uh, am wounded, the box is out of commission.... Legs. Legs are gone, my legs are gone."
- "North, I am outpost, North, I am outpost."
- "outpost, the hijhaks started to mash us up. They burned two of my tanks, no one from the crew survived. Can't stick our head out, they are beating us like cattle!"
- "I am outpost, all brigades hold positions! Do not retreat, hold positions!"
- "Outpost, Outpost, Outpost! Cease fire! Cease fire! You're shooting at your own!"
- "..."
- "This is West! Outpost! Stop the shelling! Outpost! You're burning us! You're burning us! Cease fire!"
- "Hey! We will kill you, this is our revenge for your choice! In the name of Irvis, we will finish you all! You shouldn't have gone to Gyuzhin! Glory to Irvis!"
- "This is West, this is West, declaring radio silence. Bitch land! We've been intercepted."
- "WHERE THE HELL DID THE ENEMY GET OUR RADIO NETWORK?!"
- "I don't fucking know, motherfucker! Silence!"
- "Your Outpost gave us a big gift! You've been sold! Now you are our property, bastards!"
- "We'll see about that, bastards!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! I DECLARE RADIO SILENCE"
- "..."
- "This is West! Outpost! Stop the shelling! Outpost! You're burning us! You're burning us! Cease fire!"
- "Hey! We will kill you, this is our revenge for your choice! In the name of Irvis, we will finish you all! You shouldn't have gone to Gyuzhin! Glory to Irvis!"
- "This is West, this is West, declaring radio silence. Bitch land! We've been intercepted."
- "WHERE THE HELL DID THE ENEMY GET OUR RADIO NETWORK?!"
- "I don't fucking know, motherfucker! Silence!"
- "Your Outpost gave us a big gift! You've been sold! Now you are our property, bastards!"
- "We'll see about that, bastards!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! I DECLARE RADIO SILENCE"
- "It's the North, we are surrounded"
- "No one to send to you, no one, North. We are fighting ourselves"
- "Yes, we will decide ourselves, we will decide ourselves, thank you, may God protect you"
- "This is East, North, my people are coming to you"
- "Thank God, I already have twenty Cargo B, seventeen Cargo A. We can't get bodies, they are shelling us from everywhere. How long to wait approximately"
- "This is Seventh from the Army, East. Approximately... Half an hour, half an hour, try to hold on. We will try to break through"
- "Understood you, Seventh, understood. North, we are waiting"
- "No one to send to you, no one, North. We are fighting ourselves"
- "Yes, we will decide ourselves, we will decide ourselves, thank you, may God protect you"
- "This is East, North, my people are coming to you"
- "Thank God, I already have twenty Cargo B, seventeen Cargo A. We can't get bodies, they are shelling us from everywhere. How long to wait approximately"
- "This is Seventh from the Army, East. Approximately... Half an hour, half an hour, try to hold on. We will try to break through"
- "Understood you, Seventh, understood. North, we are waiting"
- "I see helicopters, checkpoint. Tell them to descend!"
- "They hear you perfectly, north, they hear you perfectly."
- "Nothing! They're not descending, they flew in for us? Tell them to come down to us! Or give me the net!"
- "North, what you're telling me now, they hear well. Tell them the same thing."
- "birds, birds! You need this! What the hell aviation? Can't you reach your own guys, are you afraid to descend lower?!"
- "MOTHERFUCKER, ARE YOU ASLEEP OR WHAT?!"
- "This is Seven, North, how do you hear?"
- "North, I hear you."
- "They're taking us in an encirclement."
- "FUCK VORIE! VORYISSAN GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE, RUN! RUN FROM THERE! THEY'RE COMING, THEY'RE COMING!"
- "Checkpoint, this is Bird Two. Where is North, where is North? We can't even descend now, fire is being directed from two sectors."
- "We're already sitting in a ring, sitting in a ring. Soon they'll be twisting our heads off!"
- "I'm Bird Two, we can fire on the surrounding sector."
- "Don't do anything! Give us help, extract Cargo B and Cargo A. Firing will only make things worse for us. We're separated on different streets, the enemy is breaking us into groups and finishing us off."
- "They hear you perfectly, north, they hear you perfectly."
- "Nothing! They're not descending, they flew in for us? Tell them to come down to us! Or give me the net!"
- "North, what you're telling me now, they hear well. Tell them the same thing."
- "birds, birds! You need this! What the hell aviation? Can't you reach your own guys, are you afraid to descend lower?!"
- "MOTHERFUCKER, ARE YOU ASLEEP OR WHAT?!"
- "This is Seven, North, how do you hear?"
- "North, I hear you."
- "They're taking us in an encirclement."
- "FUCK VORIE! VORYISSAN GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE, RUN! RUN FROM THERE! THEY'RE COMING, THEY'RE COMING!"
- "Checkpoint, this is Bird Two. Where is North, where is North? We can't even descend now, fire is being directed from two sectors."
- "We're already sitting in a ring, sitting in a ring. Soon they'll be twisting our heads off!"
- "I'm Bird Two, we can fire on the surrounding sector."
- "Don't do anything! Give us help, extract Cargo B and Cargo A. Firing will only make things worse for us. We're separated on different streets, the enemy is breaking us into groups and finishing us off."
"-THE CHECKPOINT IS COMPLETELY DESTROYED, COMPLETELY DESTROYED! HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TO WAIT HERE?"
"-219, this is Bird 2, low on fuel, need to return... Oh fuck!..... *Connection cut*"
"-This is Bird 1, this is Bird 1. Bird 2 is falling, falling, no connection."
"-This is the outpost, Flight 2, return."
"-Copy."
"-This is North, what do we do?"
"-Hold positions, North!"
"-FUCK THIS, OUTPOST! Understand, there are no more people left to hold positions, they don't give a damn about canines or not. They will kill everyone indiscriminately and won't even hear a conscience. Give the order to retreat."
"-I decide that, North, wait."
"-219, this is Bird 2, low on fuel, need to return... Oh fuck!..... *Connection cut*"
"-This is Bird 1, this is Bird 1. Bird 2 is falling, falling, no connection."
"-This is the outpost, Flight 2, return."
"-Copy."
"-This is North, what do we do?"
"-Hold positions, North!"
"-FUCK THIS, OUTPOST! Understand, there are no more people left to hold positions, they don't give a damn about canines or not. They will kill everyone indiscriminately and won't even hear a conscience. Give the order to retreat."
"-I decide that, North, wait."
Well. The State Duma elections are ahead (if I'm not mistaken).
And no, this isn't state advertising, I just noticed it.
I honestly won't predict what will happen after the elections, what will happen during the elections, who to vote for, etc., etc.
Because I don't know any of this.
Many people prophesied me various things, panic and sorrow and calmness and so on.
And someone prophesied a new mobilization and a rebellion, this and that and other things, and cheese with butter.
And no, this isn't state advertising, I just noticed it.
I honestly won't predict what will happen after the elections, what will happen during the elections, who to vote for, etc., etc.
Because I don't know any of this.
Many people prophesied me various things, panic and sorrow and calmness and so on.
And someone prophesied a new mobilization and a rebellion, this and that and other things, and cheese with butter.
I am fed up with getting lost in any kind of deliberations and emotions, and I will not make any decisions on a hot head. The weather vane will turn as the wind blows.
But with this lottery I want to at least manage to do something in August