My DM's the last 4 years

My DM's in 2028

Cartel boss after the Mexican government just iced his rival (He gave the tip)

El Aqua Flood (2026) : The Soundtrack

> Helps thousands of ISIS prisoners escape
> ISIS begins renewed insurgency against Syrian government
> Withdraws from country
> Russia has continued military presence in Syria at request of the government
> MFW we are back to 2015

Look at me, I'm the captain now.

—❗️🇺🇸/🇮🇷 BREAKING: In his State of the Union address this evening, President Trump will discuss his 'plans' for Iran, according to two White House officials – Reuters

@Middle_East_Spectator

POV: You're a Capitol policeman and this nigga says he has invitation to watch Trump's speech tonight.

When you go on a blind date with a subscriber and she's crazy but you're scared to ghost her.

What really happened when Jews say they were the victim of an "anti-Semitic" attack

>Goes to Israel
>Doesn't kiss the wall
>Makes Netanyahu wear funny costume
>Leaves

All world leaders must wear the funny costume and submit