Really, really weird new voter fraud anomalies that I stumbled upon. Don’t let me become a part of the #ClintonBodyCount. 10AM ET.

Actually, an even BIGGER “WTF” voter fraud irregularity was just caught. Will need an extra half hour to verify. Hold onto your butte... 10AM ET. #LwC

We just caught an even BIGGER "WTF" voter irregularity. So we don't get BANNED, we're taking an extra half an hour to verify. Stay tuned, but more importantly, hold onto your butts!
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Major apologies. Our studio was struck with a power outage last week due to a MAJOR storm. We're still trying to get everything fixed. We're delayed, but the show will go on. The Texas weather finally got us!

Our brand new Tricaster just got Epsteined by the Clintons as we were about to go live. We’ll be an additional 15 mins late. https://t.co/gyrNF1FGrn
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It's amazing a ragtag comedy show is held to a higher standard than the mainstream media.
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WE’RE HAVING TWINS!!! Guess which one is the boy?

... now go and shame yourself for “misgendering.”
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We don’t do “unpaid internships” at #LwC because I PERSONALLY have found that I get more consistent work from paid workers. Brand new, lowest level interns are hired at $20/hr. Used to be more because I was dumb. But I fully understand why they make sense for some businesses.

Andrew Breitbart has had more of a significant impact on our lives than most people even know. I miss him.
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“Womxn” and “Latinx” are not a thing. They will never be a thing. Stop trying to make them a thing.
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Elizabeth Warren’s “wealth tax” is political grandstanding. You can’t tax someone on their paper “net worth” without seriously harming businesses/employees. The wealthy will have to liquidate money to pay penalties rather than invest in hires or R&D.
https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/1366728458538266634?s=20

Next, he’ll have to remove his speech transcripts from public record!
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There is nothing reasonable about banning books which include fuzzy blue, yellow, green and striped people as “racist”.
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Haha! So pointing out that you date a quantifiably ABNORMAL number of men compared to most women... is a sexist indictment of... other women?
https://twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/1366401657685245955?s=21

By the way, I sincerely hope you stop serial-dating exploitative men, open a Bible and discover what love truly is. You won’t find it in Hollywood.
https://twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/1366401657685245955?s=21

As mentioned on yesterday’s show, there is NO #LwC today. We have to cross some T’s and dot some I’s behind the scenes on more mass voter fraud. ;). Major announcements coming soon too. See you tomorrow! 10AM ET!

What are the odds Biden even knows he's running the country? #AlzheimersInAmerica
https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/1366779743350194182?s=21

QTRBlackGarrett: Dear people from outside TX crying about us dropping the mask mandate.
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No man will fully understand your experiences as a woman (nor you his as a man). So pick a man based on his virtues, his upbringing and his treatment of women. Black or white.
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