I’M GOING TO HAVE A BABY BOY!! We couldn’t confirm the other twin’s gender/sex just yet, but one is a little monster man for sure.

Dr. Rachel Levine is as radical as radical can be. https://t.co/0omrt50y49

COSTCO has raised the minimum wage of its 180,000 workers to $16/hr, effective next week. SIXTEEN DOLLARS. I will continue happily shopping there forever.

First they came for Mister Potato Head...and I said nothing...because it didn’t seem like something to get that upset about.

Tonight and Tomorrow (Feb 26-27) out to Skyline Comedy Club in Appleton, WI! https://t.co/xcri76oaJ5

Michigan GOP Lawmakers Demand Investigations Into Whitmer’s Handling Of Nursing Homes As Cuomo Scandal Unfolds https://t.co/RQ0SYxa4cp

Every single person speaking at CPAC has chosen the wrong side of history. Remember their names.

Memo to social Justice warriors: when what you're doing sounds like an Onion headline, stop. #CancelCultureIsOverParty https://t.co/uVC4gxS0RW

Reasonable people can measure the risk/reward and decline this specific #CoVid vaccine without being “anti-vaxxers.”

Step 1. Scan the room. Step 2. Identify those in room wearing “double masks.” Step 3. Avoid said people.

Dear @Hyatt

Are you okay with Nazi symbols being used on your properties?

Because if you fail to speak out & do something about this immediately, I’ll be sure to no longer patronize any of your properties ever again.

#CPAC2021 #CPACstage #CPACNazi

We just caught an even BIGGER "WTF" voter irregularity. So we don't get BANNED, we're taking an extra half an hour to verify. Stay tuned, but more importantly, hold onto your butts! https://t.co/Zle6En0c8k

It's amazing a ragtag comedy show is held to a higher standard than the mainstream media. https://t.co/zKwOe6Tq5v

WE’RE HAVING TWINS!!! Guess which one is the boy? ... now go and shame yourself for “misgendering.”