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“I don’t wanna do a show today, I tired”.

Congratulations to all #WomenInScience, especially Assistant Health Sec. Rachel Levine. Brave! Beautiful! Burley!

Can you name me the assistant secretary of ANYTHING in the history of the United States?

QOTD: Why do YOU think the media is suddenly turning on Andrew Cuomo?

Is there a reason Dr. Rachel Levine (stunning and brave!) was hired for HHS assistant secretary?

Media only covers Democrats AFTER they screw up as badly as Andrew Cuomo. https://t.co/23wwLZiWws

When did you first realize you were a conservative?

Rand Paul asking Dr. Levine, the first transgender person to seek Senate confirmation, whether she supports "genital mutilation" of young kids. What a shameless human.

Lots of misinformation surrounding our voter fraud segment. Some interesting updates coming Monday. Hold onto your butts.

Who brought the REAL science today? Dr. Rand Paul or Dr. Rachel Levine? https://t.co/8pfhIyj9no

I’M GOING TO HAVE A BABY BOY!! We couldn’t confirm the other twin’s gender/sex just yet, but one is a little monster man for sure.

Dr. Rachel Levine is as radical as radical can be. https://t.co/0omrt50y49

COSTCO has raised the minimum wage of its 180,000 workers to $16/hr, effective next week. SIXTEEN DOLLARS. I will continue happily shopping there forever.

First they came for Mister Potato Head...and I said nothing...because it didn’t seem like something to get that upset about.

Tonight and Tomorrow (Feb 26-27) out to Skyline Comedy Club in Appleton, WI! https://t.co/xcri76oaJ5

Michigan GOP Lawmakers Demand Investigations Into Whitmer’s Handling Of Nursing Homes As Cuomo Scandal Unfolds https://t.co/RQ0SYxa4cp

Every single person speaking at CPAC has chosen the wrong side of history. Remember their names.