all paths to communism are good if they bring material results, i wish good luck to the anarchist comrades keeping this zone safe from the pigs

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitol_Hill_Autonomous_Zone

This is parody. They're both complex and irreducible to a strawman argument.

Mmmm, baked potato fresh from the garden box, smoked with brisket, onions, and cheddar cheese until it sizzles.

Just kidding, that's a COVID infected lung from a previously healthy twenty year old woman. She is recovering from a double lung transplant. Wear your masks, don't do anything risky. NYT Source.

Not lawn related but I am far too proud of this shitty fucking joke I have to share

72MB file warning: Hour of raw footage from different people of rapper Raz Simone and crew chasing a man in the CHAZ while openly brandishing firearms, beating him in the street. June 10th. Breakdown with timestamps to follow.

0:35: "We are the police of this community now!"

6:20: "For your own safety, you need to go" seems like a thinly veiled threat

7:10: "You might need a little love tap" as a cutesy way of describing earlier assault

9:10: "We got to the point where addressing the point physically was the best way to get our point across."

11:00: Video blacked out as conflict heats up.

12:30: Someone starts yelling "WHAT THE FUCK" for reasons unclear. Based on later context, this appears to be when most of the assault occurred, may have involved kicking, definitely broke his glasses.

13:20: "Give me your phone and sit down." / "You just broke my glasses! I'm blind!" /"If you don't sit down, I'll make you sit down!"

13:45: "You just broke my glasses and stole my phone!"

14:45: "You just broke my glasses!" "Yeah, we should have broken your face!"

15:10: "Don't be making no threats n****, I'll blow your brains out" (the "threat" appears to have been "I want to leave here within the next 15 minutes", I think?)

credit to reddit user jaiwithani for the transcription

Thank and respect your local street medics
https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1271557650644447233

#LYNCHING: A young man by the name of Robert Fuller was lynched last night. His body was found hanging from a tree outside Palmdale city hall, in central Florida. (LINK)

Authorities are calling it a "suicide". Just one question, Palmdale PD. Do you think we're that fucking stupid?

Support for his funeral and ideally an independent investigation is here. DONATE: https://www.gofundme.com/f/community-support-for-robert-fuller