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I firmly believe the best stories happen at Walmart self checkout.
I was there at 3 in the morning one time buying fruit loops and there was a tall, TALL country dad there and his lil five year old daughter and I- when i was buying my fruit loops I dropped them and I said “fuck… my L O O P S”
and I remember like.. in the back hearing “YEAH. DONT BE AFRAID TO SPEAK!!”
And I was like “what?? and he was like “You’re angry bout yo cereal! Say it! Say FUCK with your CHEST”
and I was like “F U CK” and his (laugh) lil daughter was like “yeah my daddy lets me say bitcH”
@outlawcommunists
@critfolk
I was there at 3 in the morning one time buying fruit loops and there was a tall, TALL country dad there and his lil five year old daughter and I- when i was buying my fruit loops I dropped them and I said “fuck… my L O O P S”
and I remember like.. in the back hearing “YEAH. DONT BE AFRAID TO SPEAK!!”
And I was like “what?? and he was like “You’re angry bout yo cereal! Say it! Say FUCK with your CHEST”
and I was like “F U CK” and his (laugh) lil daughter was like “yeah my daddy lets me say bitcH”
@outlawcommunists
@critfolk
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Borne_VanderMeer.pdf
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“Am I a person?” Borne asked me.
“Yes, you are a person,” I told him. “But like a person, you can be a weapon, too.”
“Yes, you are a person,” I told him. “But like a person, you can be a weapon, too.”