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U.S. Economy Grinds To Halt As Nation Realizes Money Just A Symbolic, Mutually Shared Illusion https://trib.al/kMDbC8Y
The Onion
U.S. Economy Grinds To Halt As Nation Realizes Money Just A Symbolic, Mutually Shared Illusion
WASHINGTON—The U.S. economy ceased to function this week after unexpected existential remarks by Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke shocked Americans into realizing that money is, in fact, just a meaningless and intangible social construct.
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China sent Italy a shipment of hundreds of thousands of disposable masks and thousands of respirators, the Czech Republic spotted them in the mail and just stole it all.
Fuck the government of the Czech Republic.
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💰👮♀️➡️🇨🇿
China sent Italy a shipment of hundreds of thousands of disposable masks and thousands of respirators, the Czech Republic spotted them in the mail and just stole it all.
Fuck the government of the Czech Republic.