Professor Lupin is a maximum DILF, and JK had to kill him and his recently graduated auror lover, Tonks, because she didn't want to admit that she could survive his fat knot due to his wolves bane potion and her metamorpmagus ability. Also, Tonks is the ultimate genderfluid, and could totally whip up a centaur dong to violate his maw. (Probably with the aid of magical condoms, because lycanthropy is the most obvious metaphor for HIV stigma ever)

Write fiction JK wouldn't approve of, write trans fantasies, hagrid being a bi bottom bear, Mad-eye moody being in the IRA, dobby recording his masochistic orgasms into howlers to send to the Malfoys.. maybe not that last one

Black guy allegedly steals a belt from Walmart. Police are guns out, footchase happens. Guy barricades himself in some randos house, there's even a kid in there. Cops wreck the place like it's Terry Gilliam's Brazil.
Months later, court says the family isn't entitled to compensation and police are not responsible for incidental damages in the pursuit of arrest.

You aren't a capitalist
You're a wage slave with Stockholm syndrome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2euVNLeVoU Goodnight, sweet prince.

Transition timeline

There's nothing radical or feminist about TERFs