if socialism was a carrot

Oh. My. Pfizer. Y'ALL. DID YOU SEE HOW OUR HECKIN WHOLESOME THEORY READING SOCIALIST NEPO BABY JUST OUTRIGHT OWNED THE TRANSPHOBIC ZIONISTS BY BRINGING UP THIS CHUD'S DAD? YEAH FOLKS, RAPE IS BAD. (IT JUST IS, OKAY?), PALESTINE WILL BE FREE. I'M SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW I MAY JUST CANCEL MY ORDER OF THE NEW CONTRAPOINTS FUNKO POP TO SEND ANOTHER DONATION TO BASED RESISTANCE FIGHTER (OR AS I LIKE TO CALL HIM, OUR CHAIRMAN) HASAN PIKER! GOD, I WISH HE CONSIDERED ME HIS BEST FRIEND AS WELL, BUT I THINK HE RESPECTS ME BECAUSE HE READS MY NAME WHEN I SEND HIM MY DISPOSABLE INCOME SOMETIMES, LOL.

When I destroy global research hedgemony because im bored