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"Bro! ISIS has changed, bro! Please believe me, bro! They're moderates now. They're gonna build orphanages for Christian children and sport clubs for disabled trans youth! Syria is finally free and democratic, thanks to the moderate Islamists. Nooooo! Nobody will be beheaded or enslaved, bro! That was old ISIS! New ISIS listened to my wife's TED talks on the importance of progressive feminism and multipluralism! It's gonna be great, bro. Please believe me, bro!!"
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"WDYM now that Syria is free, you hope France is next?! 🤨
France is a beautiful liberal democracy. We don't topple duly elected leaders such as myself. You plebs will have a chance next election, maybe I'll be kind enough not to cheat this time. Hehehe.
No, you cannot use violence against a European head of state! That's anti-French! I just reported you to the DGSE, you fucking Fascist!!"
France is a beautiful liberal democracy. We don't topple duly elected leaders such as myself. You plebs will have a chance next election, maybe I'll be kind enough not to cheat this time. Hehehe.
No, you cannot use violence against a European head of state! That's anti-French! I just reported you to the DGSE, you fucking Fascist!!"
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"The definition of insanity is supporting 'moderate Islamic rebels' in the Middle East every 10 years and expecting they won't turn out to be blood thirsty, mass murdering ISIS affiliates" — Albert Einstein, probably
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tbh the best sign that the instant ramen you bought is cheap and shitty is if you can see salt crystals in the spice packet. Also if opening the spice packet is enough to make you cough that shit is guaranteed to give you malevolent fetid sharts. Stick to YumYum if you can btw
this is funny because this is the same account that was justifying using doordash as a leftist because you are autistic or something (I recognize the avatar)
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