"Assad has fallen, now Syria can have peace"
Turkish backed militias:

This fucking dumass chud vulture has decided to eat watermelon instead of rotting carcasses. Is he stupid???

🚨 BREAKING — White Hat Insiders reporting 🇪🇬Bashar al-Assad will join the 🇻🇮🇱🇷Trump Administration as Secretary of the Interior.

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"Bro! ISIS has changed, bro! Please believe me, bro! They're moderates now. They're gonna build orphanages for Christian children and sport clubs for disabled trans youth! Syria is finally free and democratic, thanks to the moderate Islamists. Nooooo! Nobody will be beheaded or enslaved, bro! That was old ISIS! New ISIS listened to my wife's TED talks on the importance of progressive feminism and multipluralism! It's gonna be great, bro. Please believe me, bro!!"

"WDYM now that Syria is free, you hope France is next?! 🤨
France is a beautiful liberal democracy. We don't topple duly elected leaders such as myself. You plebs will have a chance next election, maybe I'll be kind enough not to cheat this time. Hehehe.
No, you cannot use violence against a European head of state! That's anti-French! I just reported you to the DGSE, you fucking Fascist!!"