Syria Has Fallen
Billions Must Join the Military

"Assad has fallen, now Syria can have peace"
Turkish backed militias:

This fucking dumass chud vulture has decided to eat watermelon instead of rotting carcasses. Is he stupid???

🚨 BREAKING — White Hat Insiders reporting 🇪🇬Bashar al-Assad will join the 🇻🇮🇱🇷Trump Administration as Secretary of the Interior.

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"Bro! ISIS has changed, bro! Please believe me, bro! They're moderates now. They're gonna build orphanages for Christian children and sport clubs for disabled trans youth! Syria is finally free and democratic, thanks to the moderate Islamists. Nooooo! Nobody will be beheaded or enslaved, bro! That was old ISIS! New ISIS listened to my wife's TED talks on the importance of progressive feminism and multipluralism! It's gonna be great, bro. Please believe me, bro!!"