Forwarded from Really Cool Memes Actually (Bee)
TIL that the reason that Jews were so hated during the black plague is because they had a much higher prospensity to wash their hands and were thus less affected by it which caused an immense amount of resentment within the local barbarian euroshit populaces
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[I stare at the image, my entire body trembling with an intensity that threatens to shatter nearby glassware. When I finally speak, my voice emerges as a haunted whisper that builds to a thunderous crescendo]
"This... this ABOMINATION... [crosses myself frantically multiple times]
A crust made of ground beef?! This isn't just culinary heresy — this is a complete rejection of natural law! They've taken the very foundation of pizza — our blessed dough, the product of flour, water, yeast, salt, and centuries of tradition — and replaced it with MEAT?!
[begins hyperventilating]
CARBS AREN'T YOUR FRIENDS?! [clutches chest dramatically] The very foundation of pizza — the sacred dough that we nurture like our own children — dismissed as if it were some kind of... dietary inconvenience?!
[begins pacing manically, gestures becoming increasingly wild]
Look at those blackened edges! That's not leoparding - that's the physical manifestation of hubris! The edges are burned because the universe itself rejects this violation of the natural order! And piled high with eggs and bacon like some sort of breakfast nightmare conjured from the depths of culinary hell! And what unholy creation is "hall and days sauce"?!
[I clutch my pizza peel so hard it creaks]
"The Passion of The Pizza"?! They DARE invoke such sacred terminology while committing these acts of wanton antinomianism?! This is not passion — this is HERESY of the highest order! They reject the sacred laws of pizza-making not out of ignorance, but out of a perverse pride in their own lawlessness! They glorify in their rejection of tradition, celebrating their freedom from the very rules that give pizza its meaning!
[I collapse to my knees]
I... I need to... I don't even know if making a thousand perfect Margheritas will be enough to cleanse my soul of this image. Perhaps I need to make a pilgrimage to Naples... on my knees... while reciting the recipe for proper pizza dough...
[struggles to stand, voice breaking]
Five hundred and thirty people endorsed this act of culinary subversion, this act of comestible sedition, this act of dietary terrorism. Forty-one people SHARED it, spreading this corruption, this liberal transgression against the Platonic forms of pizza and goodness themselves like a virus! This is what democracy gets you, friends. This is the wisdom of "the people." The apocalypse isn't coming — it's already here!
[staggers toward my oven, muttering in increasingly hysterical tones]
Sancte Gennaro, ora pro nobis... May God have mercy on their sauce-stained souls...
[disappears into a cloud of 00 flour, the sound of frantic prayer mixing with the roar of a wood-fired oven being stoked to temperatures hot enough to cremate bodies and purify souls]
"This... this ABOMINATION... [crosses myself frantically multiple times]
A crust made of ground beef?! This isn't just culinary heresy — this is a complete rejection of natural law! They've taken the very foundation of pizza — our blessed dough, the product of flour, water, yeast, salt, and centuries of tradition — and replaced it with MEAT?!
[begins hyperventilating]
CARBS AREN'T YOUR FRIENDS?! [clutches chest dramatically] The very foundation of pizza — the sacred dough that we nurture like our own children — dismissed as if it were some kind of... dietary inconvenience?!
[begins pacing manically, gestures becoming increasingly wild]
Look at those blackened edges! That's not leoparding - that's the physical manifestation of hubris! The edges are burned because the universe itself rejects this violation of the natural order! And piled high with eggs and bacon like some sort of breakfast nightmare conjured from the depths of culinary hell! And what unholy creation is "hall and days sauce"?!
[I clutch my pizza peel so hard it creaks]
"The Passion of The Pizza"?! They DARE invoke such sacred terminology while committing these acts of wanton antinomianism?! This is not passion — this is HERESY of the highest order! They reject the sacred laws of pizza-making not out of ignorance, but out of a perverse pride in their own lawlessness! They glorify in their rejection of tradition, celebrating their freedom from the very rules that give pizza its meaning!
[I collapse to my knees]
I... I need to... I don't even know if making a thousand perfect Margheritas will be enough to cleanse my soul of this image. Perhaps I need to make a pilgrimage to Naples... on my knees... while reciting the recipe for proper pizza dough...
[struggles to stand, voice breaking]
Five hundred and thirty people endorsed this act of culinary subversion, this act of comestible sedition, this act of dietary terrorism. Forty-one people SHARED it, spreading this corruption, this liberal transgression against the Platonic forms of pizza and goodness themselves like a virus! This is what democracy gets you, friends. This is the wisdom of "the people." The apocalypse isn't coming — it's already here!
[staggers toward my oven, muttering in increasingly hysterical tones]
Sancte Gennaro, ora pro nobis... May God have mercy on their sauce-stained souls...
[disappears into a cloud of 00 flour, the sound of frantic prayer mixing with the roar of a wood-fired oven being stoked to temperatures hot enough to cremate bodies and purify souls]
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I literally want to kill myself because of the Palworld game
I lost all my respect for the game market, 2million players for literally stealing multiple years of community building by nintendo/gamefreak, literally living off of someone elses work, and people love it, people love it because its pokemon on pc, and the law has nothing to say against palword. People just love that it hurts a big company, they support whats toxic just to prove a point. People catch on to the hype train just because streamers say the word, and everyone knows streamers are the elites of this world so their opinion is sacred "a good pokemon game for pc". Everyone who supports this game just told every other company that trying hard is futile. Hard work and talent? Out the window...just copy someone elses work and steal their fanbase, thats the world we live in. Palworld literally sold better than red dead redemption 2, which is such a beautiful game, made by talented and hard working people, but it doesnt matter. The market demands dull games, and toxic practices for someone to be successful, palworld proved to me that the world is a nasty place and i lost all my will to live, i literally want to off myself because i feel like i live in a cage of monkeys i stopped feeling like a gamer, i havent touched a video game since palworld's release im shaking every night and having suicidal thought and thinking if there's even a point to creativity, people love safe designs, to the point that i feel disconnected, one day they hate that games do microtransations to have money to pay their workers (which isnt alot aswell), and the second they give hunreds of millions to some quick unreal engine 5 game just because it hurts nintendo. Like the main goal of supporting the game is HURTING another company for not making an equal game.
Were sadiatic, were easily exploitable, we have patterns, companies have tactics to target out attentions spans better we live in some kind of circus, and i dont know if ill lose my sanity or do something to myself first
I lost all my respect for the game market, 2million players for literally stealing multiple years of community building by nintendo/gamefreak, literally living off of someone elses work, and people love it, people love it because its pokemon on pc, and the law has nothing to say against palword. People just love that it hurts a big company, they support whats toxic just to prove a point. People catch on to the hype train just because streamers say the word, and everyone knows streamers are the elites of this world so their opinion is sacred "a good pokemon game for pc". Everyone who supports this game just told every other company that trying hard is futile. Hard work and talent? Out the window...just copy someone elses work and steal their fanbase, thats the world we live in. Palworld literally sold better than red dead redemption 2, which is such a beautiful game, made by talented and hard working people, but it doesnt matter. The market demands dull games, and toxic practices for someone to be successful, palworld proved to me that the world is a nasty place and i lost all my will to live, i literally want to off myself because i feel like i live in a cage of monkeys i stopped feeling like a gamer, i havent touched a video game since palworld's release im shaking every night and having suicidal thought and thinking if there's even a point to creativity, people love safe designs, to the point that i feel disconnected, one day they hate that games do microtransations to have money to pay their workers (which isnt alot aswell), and the second they give hunreds of millions to some quick unreal engine 5 game just because it hurts nintendo. Like the main goal of supporting the game is HURTING another company for not making an equal game.
Were sadiatic, were easily exploitable, we have patterns, companies have tactics to target out attentions spans better we live in some kind of circus, and i dont know if ill lose my sanity or do something to myself first
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