🚨‼️ Dont let the Democrats keep this from you, folks...

DUDE i just LOVE the peace and simplicity of rural areas, it’s so SERENE and makes me feel like i’m in one of those picturesque country movies. you should totally come over to my cozy farmhouse, it’s got a charming WOODEN PORCH and everything, we can crack open a nice refreshing lemonade or three and get crazy watching the sunset over the fields! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA check out the local barn dance- listen here, right, it’s a DANCE where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go SOCIALIZE. BUT!!!! it’s also like a HOEDOWN from when we were kids, so we can enjoy some great COUNTRY MUSIC, without city noise bothering us. speaking of which, megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting hitched tomorrow at the chapel, that way we can save money to spend more on ourselves and our FARM ANIMALS. i’m so PUMPED man, i’m gonna ENJOY this fresh cider and pour another one!!!

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steal your dads gun 🐸

👆shoot your mom and dad and then yourself.

🇱🇷patriots are in control. 💥

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Unmovable redditor vs unstoppable schizo