i dumped my worthless whore gf today. stupid bitch kept refusing me daily anal, it's fucking emotional abuse man. im entitled to her anus, its my birthright as a superior male, the cunt is lucky i put up with her so long, now if we lived in a based society liek the talichads she would be my obedient sex slave and i'd already have a harem of qt3.14 lolis to cuck her with. i spammed her porn of hotter bitches and then she blocked me, bet she's seething kek stupid sandwich maker. meh doesnt matter anyway since she was already 22 and post wall, plus her asshole was too brown, i dont want to see a brown latte when i spread those cheeks, i want a strawberry milkshake. anyway i love being a dude cuz men peak at 60, ive still got another 30 years to go and i can get all the prime teen puss i want at that age. anyone wanna exchange nudes of our ex gfs? im bored.

🚨‼️ Dont let the Democrats keep this from you, folks...

DUDE i just LOVE the peace and simplicity of rural areas, it’s so SERENE and makes me feel like i’m in one of those picturesque country movies. you should totally come over to my cozy farmhouse, it’s got a charming WOODEN PORCH and everything, we can crack open a nice refreshing lemonade or three and get crazy watching the sunset over the fields! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA check out the local barn dance- listen here, right, it’s a DANCE where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go SOCIALIZE. BUT!!!! it’s also like a HOEDOWN from when we were kids, so we can enjoy some great COUNTRY MUSIC, without city noise bothering us. speaking of which, megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting hitched tomorrow at the chapel, that way we can save money to spend more on ourselves and our FARM ANIMALS. i’m so PUMPED man, i’m gonna ENJOY this fresh cider and pour another one!!!

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steal your dads gun 🐸

👆shoot your mom and dad and then yourself.

🇱🇷patriots are in control. 💥

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