I think everyone wishes humans had tails

Like imagine the moms at walmart saying "omg your hair is so pretty;3" then you'd say thanks with a straight face but if we had a tail that shi would be waggin so fast. then she'll notice it and be like "aww look at you getting all excited for mommy" then you'd start to blush and get all embarrassed and shi x3... yall feeling me on this one

xavk tuuah

he got a chip in his damn beak

all the real communists are dead, they died fighting for communism