A single peck from its beak could cut a man in half

feel free to experiment but the one thing you should never do even once is meth

explaining narcotics to an american:

considering reporting them to nintendo because their joke doesnt work

I love modern windows programs like VLC because if you ever have the immesureable misfortune of even brushing your keyboard keys while it is playing a movie, an obscure shortcut is going to mirror the image and rotate it 90 degrees and put the subtitles in ancient sumerian in wingdings font