holy shit....

The enemy gunship when I don't tread carefully and crawl along the ground to sneak past enemies (a single burst from its machine gun can cut a man in half)

Never ask the minions what they were doing during the Outer Heaven incident

A single peck from its beak could cut a man in half

feel free to experiment but the one thing you should never do even once is meth

explaining narcotics to an american: