"The whole of Nature is a mighty struggle between strength and weakness, an eternal victory of the strong over the weak."

Literally bibi

Old cultural revolution joke: three men share a cell in Beijing, discussing their crimes. One says "I'm here because I supported Deng Xiaoping." The next says "That's funny - I'm here because I opposed Deng Xiaoping." The third says simply "I am Deng Xiaoping."

homophobia is actually really funny imagine a camp accent guy screaming while being burnt at the stake