If unicorns actually existed we’d only care about them as much as we care about rhinos and narwhals.

We'd probably actually care about them less since there wouldn't be that magical one-horned being to compare rhinos and narwhals to.

I spilled coffee on myself on an elevator aaA

There's this dumb lady that whenever I go around her I get really really anxious and scared so now I'm hiding in the back while everyone is outside listening to presentations

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Watched a guy crash and wreck his motorcycle

Ouch

He seems fine but the bike doesn't

I'm on the plane for home now

Goodbye Seattle

I'm in San Diego again

Sitting on the ground