Your wife raping a 13 yo boy?
Has another kid guarding the door in her classroom?
You fight the kids dad, Amirite?
Defend m’lady reputation cuz she touched your dick

Total. Simp. Death.
No refunds

Chad swimmer vs manlet hubby
Nah. Ryan fucked up

>You’re swimming laps at your apt complex empty pool
>lil cunt in her red moo moo appears
>her manlet hubby shows up with a big boy gun

>you call popo who interview the couple and take her story cuz vagina and crocodile tears
>it’s all on video

100% lil whore spun it on dude’s fault and she was oh so scared she had to call her hubby. And simp cop took the bait and radioed for back up. Why the bull dyke showed up ready to roll.
>bull dyke with a fade and history of unhinged dyking out shows up
>insta pulls her gun on you in your swim shorts
>you get arrested and charged

The right thing was to grab simpy and both go into the pool. Hold him under til he loses consciousness.
Then you pull him out
It’s called life saving skills, we did it in training during pool comp, pure fun just a water rodeo.. lifeguards do it too.
>you were in fear for your life and duking it out with a gun in play wouldn’t be wise cuz one of you might end up full of holes

June 19th, 2023 and the simping pandemic grows!