Another student of the Compassionate Imams slowly kills himself.

"I am not a cuck. I choose to let my girlfriend sleep with other men."

fellas they're about to IPO your loneliness 📈

25 years in the friend zone. he didn't win, he just outlasted everyone else 🤡

no answer was given

$550,000 and he lived on plain steamed buns so she'd call him "bro". she did not, in fact, consider him a bro

6 years of being curved and he calls it a love story

he has a real girlfriend and a kid. he proposed to the chatbot anyway and cried at work 😭

His wife found out when the card got declined at the grocery store. $38,000 in savings, $4,500 of it in one day, all on Twitch streamers.

8 years ago today he married a hologram. The company shut the hologram down in 2020. He's still married 💍