The Ultimate Clancy Simp

Stop giving women money, and they'll be good again.

Yesterday, Christa Pike's execution was botched by an all-male team of doctors who, after giving her a supposedly lethal dose of six injections of the sleeping medication pentobarbital, failed to kill her.

How did she end up in this situation? She was convinced another White girl was going to steal her bf, so they killed her together.

Unfortunately, due to simps "failing" to inject her with the lethal injection, she didn't become the first woman executed in Tennessee in more than 200 years. Even worse, another accomplice in the murder—a black woman—was spared on account of her many "mitigating factors" and has now been released from prison for the heinous murder of a woman who didn't actually like this guy.

Simp-Dad's biggest fantasy:
Being the father of the Cornell 7 girl and "getting revenge" on the boys.