Tell them they can ride the carousel as much as they want and they'll fake a high body count to signal availability, start doing it, fake a low body count once it's about 5-10 guys, and then simps will marry her at 190 guys when she's 34 years old and she'll have a kid with Chad she met at 20 and have the simp raise it.

This is how women naturally function without any impediment, and it's how they function the moment they get the OK.

I spy with my little eye...a tattoo on her breast! Wow, disgusting.

Absolute HERO

Swipe right and tell her "I don't care." OR "I definitely care about the right of babies to not be aborted." Not the right she's looking for, but it'll be funny to watch her react.

Turbofeminism, this time with an actual majority of the population being women and out-vooting men on every single issue, then repealing the right of men to vote and declaring all men to be physical property of the State.

The Ultimate Clancy Simp

Stop giving women money, and they'll be good again.