That there exist men thirsty enough to sleep with such landwhales is mind-boggling to say the least.

"Soulmate" aka meal ticket

Chat, does this count as simping?

Even he knows better than to simp.

We should all strive to be rich and abusive men, wouldn't you agree?

To attract chumps better, of course!

No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere, is sick of her, and her shit. - Old Irish Proverb