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โš ๏ธFeeder?โš ๏ธ

โšซ๏ธ Telegram Weeaboo Roman Dabrowski has a major dilemma on his hands.

โšซ๏ธ His current girlfriend is 5'9" and weighs 360lbs coming in at a BMI of 53.2. His new love interest is smaller in all measurements at 4'11" and weighing 160lbs with a BMI of 32.3 hardly making into the obese category.

โšซ๏ธ Although the potential new gf isn't nearly as fat as the current gf, Roman has hopes that she will be able to put on about 100lbs in the near future.

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โš ๏ธSimpin' Ain't Easyโš ๏ธ

โšซ๏ธ Telegram user, self-righteous douche bag and incel, Mccoy would like to rename the standard chat bot, Ginger, to Mary Anna.

โšซ๏ธ From evidence found in the Long House chat, this is an attemp from the Conslop King to impress his e-crush.

โšซ๏ธ The user believes that if he can get Morrakiu to change the name of the bot that he will finally receive the sexual favors that he deeply desires from the artist and frequent poster, Mary Anna.

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In Astrakhan, a drunk married lady flashed her tits from the sunroof of her lover's car.

Unfortunately her husband learned about that from social media.
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Of all the women to simp for...
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