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Simps: "I CAN FIX HER"
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โš ๏ธDesperationโš ๏ธ

โšซ๏ธ Telegram user, self-righteous douche bag and incel, Mccoy wants to fuck your grandmother.

โšซ๏ธ Having no luck with women in their 20s, 30s, 40s and even 50s Mccoy has resorted to chasing after the elderly.

โšซ๏ธ In hopes of finding a woman as desperate as himself, Mccoy finds opportunity with the baby boomer demographic.

โšซ๏ธ Having no cultural touchstones with the generation Mccoy has gotten on Facebook in an attempt to familiarize himself with the old women.

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โš ๏ธFeeder?โš ๏ธ

โšซ๏ธ Telegram Weeaboo Roman Dabrowski has a major dilemma on his hands.

โšซ๏ธ His current girlfriend is 5'9" and weighs 360lbs coming in at a BMI of 53.2. His new love interest is smaller in all measurements at 4'11" and weighing 160lbs with a BMI of 32.3 hardly making into the obese category.

โšซ๏ธ Although the potential new gf isn't nearly as fat as the current gf, Roman has hopes that she will be able to put on about 100lbs in the near future.

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โš ๏ธSimpin' Ain't Easyโš ๏ธ

โšซ๏ธ Telegram user, self-righteous douche bag and incel, Mccoy would like to rename the standard chat bot, Ginger, to Mary Anna.

โšซ๏ธ From evidence found in the Long House chat, this is an attemp from the Conslop King to impress his e-crush.

โšซ๏ธ The user believes that if he can get Morrakiu to change the name of the bot that he will finally receive the sexual favors that he deeply desires from the artist and frequent poster, Mary Anna.

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