He Name?
ShoeDweller Duncan II, Esq, PHD.
Jost A Dustey Litt'l Guy Sleep'n In The Shòe.
Jumbled Up Like A JellyBean. Dingey Líke A Dryer Lint Bâll. And Soft Like A...Well, He's Jost Sòft.
A Litt'l Bit Crankey, Posibley Even Angery. Or Porhap's He Is Simplèy Tiredsome After A Lòng Day Of Being A Miniscule Crumb. So Now He Còurl's Up Inside Of The Shòe And Sleep's He Troubel's Away. Honœrable Mention's: He Tiney Littel Dumpus Ear's And A Speckle Nose Also. He Is Probabley Smellíng Of Feet And Distgusteyness.
If ShoeDweller Duncan II, Esq, PHD Did Not Smell Of Stínk, Porhap's I Wòuld Gives't Him A Littel Bit Of A Smootch On His BabyHead.