They done shrunk the dunk

Everyone, please come around. Please. Reddit's gonna demonstrate his joke expertise.
What do you need?

"Uh… The Balkans."

Get the comedian some "funny countries". The Balkans. This is your station here. What else?

"Um… Wa… Ah…"

Oh… waffles? Would you like some epic bacon?

"No. Uh…"
"(STUTTERS) War crimes"

War crimes for the great Comedian!
The phenomenal Mr. Comedy himself!

Everyone gather around. We must learn from Reddit. This is a new comedic method of which we have been... woefully ignorant. What next?

"Uh… Tax evasion."

Tax evasion? Tax evasion. War crimes and tax evasion committed in the Balkans. I bear witness to a revolution in Comedy. Who did you do this with?

"Uh… a popular character"

A popular character! The joke is that it would be uncharacteristic for them to do any of those things!

"Oh, yeah. I think it’s funny and original, Chef."

You think it’s original? You’re sure?

"Mmm-hmm."

You wanna… Maybe you wanna reference landmines too?

"No."

Hmmmm.
Wow. Wow. It’s actually quite… bad.