nowadays it's all "sir you can't charge the field" and "sir you can't do coke in the bathroom"

pathetic

I played overwatch like a year ago for the first time with a friend, and there were so many characters I’d never seen because my only exposure to the game was jerking off to the SFM porn

Thank you for your attention on this matter

These people have gotta go

[SERIOUS]

Japanese space empires be like: “it’s not a war crime if we win”

Somehow, the tariffs returned

Every time I hear a good song I start biting my AirPod case

How long until we find out the CIA is sending money and weapons to one faction of chimps and the state dept is sending money and weapons to the other?

After the chimps wipe eachother out palintr buys up the wildlife reserve for cheap and builds a 20 acre data center

The grease must flow

The Artemis II astronauts have returned


Let the rest of the universe know, humanity is back and the stars are ours by right