players using their bats as clubs fighting their way back to the clubhouse against fans armed with metal chair arms and sections of fence wire

back when we were a real country and had an adversarial relationship with professional athletes and could get drunk and high in the stands without security giving a shit

nowadays it's all "sir you can't charge the field" and "sir you can't do coke in the bathroom"

pathetic

I played overwatch like a year ago for the first time with a friend, and there were so many characters I’d never seen because my only exposure to the game was jerking off to the SFM porn

Thank you for your attention on this matter

These people have gotta go

[SERIOUS]

Japanese space empires be like: “it’s not a war crime if we win”

Somehow, the tariffs returned

Every time I hear a good song I start biting my AirPod case

How long until we find out the CIA is sending money and weapons to one faction of chimps and the state dept is sending money and weapons to the other?

After the chimps wipe eachother out palintr buys up the wildlife reserve for cheap and builds a 20 acre data center