Forwarded from Military Malfeasance (Sherman (Georgian ๐บ๐ธ))
>Own a P90 for homeworld defense because that's what Colonel O'Neill intended
>Four Jaffa exit my Stargate.
>"For crying out loud!" I yell as I grab my P90 and patrol cap
>Magdump the first Jaffa, he's dead on the spot as the 5.7x28mm rounds penetrate his armor
>Resort to the staff weapon and miss the second Jaffa entirely as it's a weapon of terror not a weapon of war, and it nails Schrรถdinger the cat
>Have to resort to the embarkation room .50 cal
>The use of an M2 in an underground complex renders all surrounding personnel blind and deaf
>"Kree tak, Jaffa!" I yell, throwing my knife at the last Jaffa and bypassing his energy shield entirely
>He dies from the common cold seconds after I hit him in the symbiote pouch, leaving him without an immune system given Tretonin hasn't been invented yet
>Just as Colonel O'Neill intended.
>Four Jaffa exit my Stargate.
>"For crying out loud!" I yell as I grab my P90 and patrol cap
>Magdump the first Jaffa, he's dead on the spot as the 5.7x28mm rounds penetrate his armor
>Resort to the staff weapon and miss the second Jaffa entirely as it's a weapon of terror not a weapon of war, and it nails Schrรถdinger the cat
>Have to resort to the embarkation room .50 cal
>The use of an M2 in an underground complex renders all surrounding personnel blind and deaf
>"Kree tak, Jaffa!" I yell, throwing my knife at the last Jaffa and bypassing his energy shield entirely
>He dies from the common cold seconds after I hit him in the symbiote pouch, leaving him without an immune system given Tretonin hasn't been invented yet
>Just as Colonel O'Neill intended.
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Forwarded from Really Cool Memes Actually (๐งธ)
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Forwarded from Budy Archive (Nero)
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And this budy is a screecher.
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