Happy International Cat Day!
Happy International Cat Day!
Happy International Cat Day!

ATTENTION PLEASE!
IT IS PHONK FRIDAY

Thanks to capcut raising their prices, I had to get a job at Goth Girl IHOP.
Who ordered the coffee with spit in it?

Oh... Apparently customers like this treatment.
And they gave me a raise instead of being fired

I had someone balk when I used these words, and I looked at them and asked "Did you think I meant that in reference to mentally handicapped people or someone's sexuality? Damn, good to know you think that poorly of them."

There was no response

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Well, I survived my first day... And I think I made enough in tips to cover my Capcut subscription.
So I'm gonna just call off for the next forever. Not like any of the customers want me back here again

Late night vibes... Demon shift has clocked in

Anime Synthwave Saturday

Well, it's day two of working at International House of Gothgirls... Why does it seem like all the line cooks are stoned?
Like bro, we keep running out of fries for customers because you have the munchies!
Get it together man!

Happy Caturday!

Okay, survived day two of working at International House of Gothgirls... Only kneecapped one cook, dropped hot coffee on only two bankers, and didn't have a single scholar to deal with.
Today way a good day

Okay, this is fucked up... Someone left a stinky jeet in the parking lot.
So I put it in the dumpster where it belongs