ppl be makin promo videos of me now lol

Note:relevant authorities in this case are people so fuckin shady even i am not privy to them,think modern day pinkertons

Please be warned, this archive contains a vast amount of gore videos with zero days in them with virtual machine escapes which have been patched, designed specifically for my laptop. 355GB of collection was in total, each one I saw was unique. They will not detonate on your PC, but yes, they do contain malware.

Apparently theres some doubt over that,ill put $150 down on any doubters(no i havent disassembled it myself yet either so it could be,and knwing who made it,insanely hard)

Be warned these videos are truly horrific,i expect each to be the same exploit

Affected is likely to specifically be Latitude 5450 series laptops but it may even be serial specific

i feel like i need to release my own everyone got a linux LPE nowadays]

🛑 A Linux kernel root exploit is now public.

The 13-year-old OVSwrap flaw (CVE-2026-64531) can let unprivileged local users gain root through Open vSwitch on affected systems.

The public PoC includes offsets for roughly 800 x86-64 kernel builds.

Patch or block the module: https://thehackernews.com/2026/08/new-ovswrap-linux-kernel-flaw-lets.html

Now people that are actually expected to contact me now for various things, if I don't get back to you as soon as possible then please message me again as this application sucks for mass networking and I miss stuff if I'm being honest.

They could literally Have sold this for millions, and I'm not joking, millions of dollars to multiple parties Instead they chose to throw it away and install fucking coin miners

⚠️ Attackers are exploiting a macOS Screen Sharing flaw to install Monero miners.

CVE-2026-65400 is being abused on multiple Macs exposing port 5900 to the internet. Apple patched the flaw in emergency macOS updates.

What you need to know: https://thehackernews.com/2026/08/apple-macos-screen-sharing-flaw.html

And that's a wrap, it looks like after seven consecutive Colonel failures immediately after booting in a row, the motherboard is no more. Thankfully a replacement is on the way, fuck knows when it will get here, but till then I can do fuck all. Except just look at my shit and cry. Except I'm not gonna cry because I'm a man and everyone knows we don't Cry.

We get angry and punch things...Unfortunately, my local Punching Bad China is out of reach, so instead I'm going to text local MILF and how I have different plans entirely for that interaction.


See, the solution is to actually have money and be able to afford good equipment. That's the key. I mean, having shittier gear will really help you learn how to diagnose stuff, how to fix stuff, but there comes a point where it is nothing, and I mean nothing but a hindrance.

It's coming together. Now, do you like take bets that it won't fucking post when it turns on? And yes, I'm cleaning the thermal paste of what off the fucking GPU. Don't get on my ass about that one. I'm aware it's a mess. God.

Nothing ever goes right for me the first time and, uh, people are very fucking determined to make sure I fail, so I guess I just gotta fall back on sheer skill.

That 50% power 50% pain 100% reason reason to remember the name 30% orange juice like 25% drugs and absolutely 0% actually passing a level maths because I'm pretty sure that's more than 100%

Excuse me, I just do weird fucking vector math that no one truly understands, not actual regular math. What do you take me for?

I mean, I woke up after being drone Christmas day with a napkin that said Hilbert database, blow up data, big fuzzy search, collapse down, gold idea. And yeah, turns out it was a pretty good idea.

More Jewish than you will ever be, and that's saying something, you're literally a fucking race traitor.
How's it feel to be hated by your own people?

Alex larping as a Jew is fucking insane

LOL

You can go outside....you're free

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