Pre-launch call!

Chef.fun (Launching on the 2nd September at 6:00 PM UTC, with the whitelisting window ending 24 hours prior to the launch)

Contract Address: 0x8f2Bf2f59cDF7bE4aeE71500B9419623202b8636

Chef.fun is a pump.fun / sunpump.meme / four.meme type of platform, but instead of making deployments free and attracting thousands of launches a day, out of which only around 1% make it to a DEX, it focuses on maximizing the success chances of every team that launches by offering them a HUGE variety of benefits to support them.

The platform is currently 20X as profitable to trade on compared to pump.fun and other platforms due to this strategy, with a current 20% graduation rate (compared to 1-2% on other platforms), meaning that at least 1 in every 5 projects deployed made it from 3.5K mcap to 59K+ mcap, with the potential for traders to have already made 30k+ in the first few days of the platform being open.

Stats for Chef.fun:
- $450K+ trading volume in just a couple days
- 22K+ in revenues generated
- 20%+ of projects hit the bonding curve
- 500+ active users
- 40% of platform revenues will be used for buybacks and burns
- Matt Brace ($TYPE dev, 40m+ ATH) onboarded as tech advisor
- Incubated & advised by 0xEly (5x 10m+ incubations, 2x 40m+ incubations)

Benefits of launching on Chef.fun
- Deploying is quick, cheap and requires ZERO coding skills
- Automatic dex listing at 59K mcap, with LP burnt & CA renounced
- Versatile launch options that include bundling, taxes etc.
- Free dexscreener socials update
- 10,000$ in leaderboard rewards each month
- Raid bot with rewards in $CHEF tokens
- Free Coingecko listing at 500K market cap
- Free CoinMarketCap listing at 1M market cap
- Chef Seasons coming up shortly after the token launch with HUGE rewards in ETH and $CHEF tokens

Whitelist spots (window closes soon!)
You can earn whitelist spots to the $CHEF token launch by:
1) Creating a project on Chef.fun, the creator wallets of the top 50 highest ATH projects will automatically get a whitelist spot
2) Using the Chef.fun platform, the top 125 volume wallets will automatically get a whitelist spot
3) Through Elysium, Ely's private group, where 125 whitelist spots will be raffled off through an automated/randomized raffling system

Socials
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DYOR.

New coins following under $VISTA are going now, I'm also in $VISTADOG https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0xd426817f86f318f625deb1adf6c553f5f7cf6d8d

and still in Bonzi (2x) https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0x970cf9b7346fbaea0588f03356a104100eb675e2

Life is amazing, be grateful for every moment and stop being cunts to eachother, your "problems" are trivial at best

325x Update (ETH) Ethereum Unicorn
1.3M, Following Ethereum origins hype. It was the mascot designed by Vitalik for the ETH chain. Dyor

https://t.me/UnicornTheETHMascot

$VISTA
- https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0xfdd05552f1377aa488afed744c8024358af02041

$BONZI
- https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0x970cf9b7346fbaea0588f03356a104100eb675e2

Official post of how does $VISTA work by their X: https://x.com/ethervista/status/1830827448340226492

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https://dexscreener.com/solana/9n3k6n4l2qkhagucvyx8wzkjowvthlb5q9jdjdik6fxz

https://x.com/i/communities/1830820292525998149

NEW: Wall Street has more control over #Bitcoin price after the introduction of ETFs, per hedge fund manager Mark Yusko.

He argues that institutions are dumping the price by shorting Bitcoin in futures markets, a common tactic used for price manipulation

$PRINT on ETH is definitely one of the more intriguing utility plays that have recently launched. Not only does the chart look excellent here at 1.5m since it has retested the old support level, but the utility is also extraordinary…

It's like a paper trading version of a pump. Instead of everyone rushing to buy before Raydium, people can practice trading the tokens with zero risk. Those with the best profit and loss performance will receive stable coin rewards.

IMO, it's an absurd idea and completely ruins the PvP aspect of the game. Since this is only at 1.5m, it seems worth it to invest heavily.

Chart: https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0xc55b054b799d90c915f5f0ce808f224ee2cb1227

CA: 0x3c7Eb7848b77eAbB207c05A86A85832b14f495c1

Liquidity is growing in the crypto market, but it has not yet been allocated