When your game is so bad and pointless, you're almost trying to give it away for free... 🔫😂👌

Command Time with Clumsy
Every half-way serious player has been there—getting hit from the far side of a pallet or taking damage when you’re still several steps from a window… Today, I’m going to show you how to dial in exactly the type and amount of lag you need, totally free and with surgical precision. To everyone else it’ll look utterly mundane, but to Survivors it’ll feel like pure witchcraft.

1) Download Clumsy from the official GitHub repository—clumsy-win64-a.zip is all you need for our purposes.
https://github.com/jagt/clumsy/releases
2) Unzip the program and all accompanying files to any folder you like.
3) If you have GoodbyeDPI or Zapret installed, uninstall it via service_uninstall.bat; Clumsy uses the same driver and traffic-mixing approach.
4) Run clumsy.exe as Administrator, and set it up exactly like in the screenshot (initial settings).
5) Launch your game, create a custom match against bots, and load into the map.
6) Hit Start in Clumsy, switch back to the game, and start strafing in and out. Keep an eye on your ping—if it feels off, head back to Clumsy and tweak the parameters until it’s just right.

Classic Offensive (CS:GO modification)
The build of the fan-made mod Classic Offensive has finally leaked online – and it's the very version slated for release on May 7th, 2025 (uncensored, no Valve-mandated edits)!

Fan-hosted servers are already popping up in the server list. Now, everyone has the chance to get hands-on with the results of 8 years of work.

How to Start?
Extract the game files from the archive and launch the game via "csgo.exe". Struggling with screen resolution? Launch with the following startup arguments: "-w 1920 -h 1080".

Where to Download?
Google Drive: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1V0V2r2GSSZYlzN7zVTnUN-HF8Koxhsq_/view?usp=sharing
Yandex Disk: https://disk.yandex.ru/d/jWHaTMC7T2xp8w
Qiwi: https://qiwi.gg/file/oTah6150-ClassicOffensiveMay7th

Geralt of Rivia
Is planned to be released in Dead by Daylight at June 3'th (in 3 days) and will be a cosmetic set for Vittorio Toscano — anyone exited?

Hairstyle and face on attached imagery aren't part of upcoming cosmetic.

Happy Counter-Strike knife market collapse

I've been experiencing the changes to pallets for quite a long time now, and the only thing I can say is that the game is dead for survivors.

Previously, loops had both a long side and a short side. Now, almost every pallet loop consists of short sides only, making them practically useless—even against a powerless Trapper. It literally takes less time for the killer to simply walk around the loop than to break the pallet, so I don't know why a killer would even consider breaking them anymore. It only gets worse when you play against killers like the brand new Michael, Oni, or Chucky.

After so many years and so many questionable updates, I guess it's finally time to leave this game behind. I see no point in playing anymore because there is no room left for movement skill expression. The developers have done their best to ensure you cannot escape the killer. Since you can neither escape nor end the chase, the only thing left to do is "genrush" repeatedly from match to match.

Honestly, a tycoon game would be more entertaining at this point.

This "Health Update" has really just become a desperate, last-ditch effort.

Cursed Market will keep receiving general updates, although I'm totally out of interest on improving it anymore, out of interest to the game in general.

Green Luma GUI Update
Added x64 Steam client support, dark theme support, new sounds...

As always, tool is commonly used to play a single copy of the game by all members of the Steam Family at the time.

https://github.com/Cranch-fur/GreenLuma-GUI

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