⚡️NEW: mRNA Vaccine Developers Win Nobel Medicine Prize 💩

Katalin Kariko and Drew Weissman, who developed the technology, were instrumental in the development of the Covid jab.

The pair’s research was used by Moderna and BioNTech, with Kariko later hired by the latter before it partnered with Pfizer. The two pharma giants now fund Weissman’s lab research.

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❎ Woman Sues Pants Off Disney World Over ‘Serious Wedgie’

Disney World is being sued for $50k in damages after a woman suffered 'vaginal lacerations' on a waterslide.

Emma McGuinness, 33, visited the Orlando amusement park in Oct 2019. The incident which left her bleeding happened on the Humunga Kowabunga waterslide. The lawsuit claims she became airborne before forcefully hitting the slide and water at the bottom - causing a severe wedgie.

Stuck between the moon and Pluto.

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🔄📍Stranded Freight 🚂 on Track for US Border Again with Hundreds of Migrants

A train which left around 1,800 migrants stranded in the Mexican desert 🏜 for 24hrs is again moving towards America.

People mostly from Central & Latin America are using the tracks to enter and seek asylum. In Mexico the railroads are mostly a century old and deliberately run slowly to deter migrants.

However, last week around 30% of services were suspended due to foreign stowaways overwhelming the trains.

233,000 people crossed the US southern border alone in August. While Mexican authorities detained almost 190,000 in September.

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💻 German FM Annalena Baerbock Declares the EU will Soon Extend from "Lisbon to Lugansk"

So much for Georgia 🇬🇪 joining then. No need for the reforms. And by reforms Borrell probably meant a coup anyway.

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❗️What a Load of Shapps! 🇬🇧 Defense Minister Backtracks on Earlier Interview - British warships will NOT go to the Black Sea to protect Ukrainian grain exports, Grant Shapps now claims

Someone might be down the unemployment center soon.

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🔎 Iranian Army Prepares for Drone Drills

Iran's Navy, ground and air forces will hold war games in the coming days across parts of central & southern 🇮🇷.

Iranian officials say a number of European nations are now asking Tehran to purchase its unmanned aerial vehicles.

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🇩🇪 Sexual Politics: German Women Won't Bend Over For America As Easily As Chancellor Scholz 😆

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