something terrible: played a lot of disco elysium. played a lot of breath of the wild. just tried to press the down button so i could whistle and call kim kitsuragi over to me like a horse

i still can't get over the fact that a bot generated this greentext

Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs but with Mohgwyn Dynasty🩸 #ELDENRING #miquella #varre #mohg

https://t.co/M1EFuTjLw8

Children need to be exposed to healthy, heteronormative role models like an adult man with a “cave” in the garage lined with pornography and his wife who collects hilarious text art about how she chugs wine because you were born