Femur แฉ
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Femur is the strongest bone in human skeleton.

Fun + F.R.I.E.N.D.S + MENTAL HEALTH awareness


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My friend : your crush is coming over to say hi please be cool

Him: Hey ladies

Me: แˆšแ‹ซแŒฅแ‰ฃแ‰ต แ‹ฌแˆŒ แˆšแŒ แˆญแŒ‹แ‰ต แ‹ฌแˆŒ

Her: Oh God๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€

Him: *Laughs

Lets hope he thinks am funny๐Ÿคž

@Restlessbraincells
Good morning โ˜บ๏ธ

@Restlessbraincells
In 2021, ๐Ÿ˜ญ became the worldโ€™s most used emoji. Previously, ๐Ÿ˜‚ had spent years in the top spot. @googlefactss #funfact
Just breath๐Ÿ˜Š

@Restlessbraincells
You know you have gotten old when random แŠ แˆฎแŒŠแ‰ตs start calling you แŠฅแˆ…แ‰ต instead of แ‹จแŠ” แˆแŒ… ๐Ÿ˜ช

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โค๏ธ

Good morning โ˜บ๏ธ

@Restlessbraincells
"Minimalists donโ€™t mind missing out on small things; what worries them much more is diminishing the large things they already know for sure make a good life good."
- Cal Newport

Morning โ˜บ๏ธ

@Restlessbraincells
Heart:* likes someone

Someone :*likes me back

My dumb brain: we are getting out of here๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

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*แ‹ฐแˆ˜แŠ“ exists

Sun: Why do i even bother๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Whitney Houston - Greatest Love Of All [Lyrics]
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I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I'll live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

Have a blessed แ‰…แ‹ณแˆœ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก

@Restlessbraincells
On some nights like this ,where my sleep isnโ€™t anywhere to be found and I canโ€™t close my eyes for a bit , i lay here as i wonder where it all went wrong, how did i end up here? What wouldโ€™ve i done differently? How did i mess up?

Oh fuck, just remembered i had a cup of coffee in the afternoon ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ

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Good morning ๐ŸŒค

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โ€˜Your life is your life. Donโ€™t let it be clubbed into dank submission. Be on the watch.There are ways out , there is a light somewhere. It may not be much light but it beats the darkness.โ€™
_Charles Bukowski

Good morning and happy holidays for those of you celebrating Arefa.๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›

@Restlessbraincells
Wanna ghost someone subtly without hurting their feelings?

Reply to a few texts and say you are kinda busy and you will talk to them later ...they will think they would be disturbing so they wonโ€™t text you soon and it will be all awkward after that

N.b I sometimes go by the name Eva, short for Evil ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

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Sometimes i donโ€™t get what people consider as cool ๐Ÿค”

@Restlessbraincells
literally nobody:

My friends: แŠฅแŠ“ แŠ แˆแŠ• แŠ แŠ•แ‰บแŠ• แŠ แˆแŠœ แˆแ‰ณแŠจแˆ แАแ‹

Bitch the government is trusting me with the lives of 15,000 people. You think that matters to me.
(Please แŠฅแŠ” แŒ‹ แ‰ณแŠจแˆ™ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ)

@Restlessbraincells
โ€˜Itโ€™s your home where your dreams grow, make sure people feel accepted when they come inside.โ€™

Have a nice day ๐Ÿ˜˜
@Restlessbraincells
That awkward moment when you wanna post something that would really make everybody uncomfortable but you forget it and now this is awkward but you are happy cause you have achieved the awkwardness anyway lol

(You is me in this story)

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