coomebrained redditor thinks about sex after watch video about a girl who made muffins.

redditor wants to chop of the heads of republicans

redditor went on a beach holiday

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u6ll3g/tifu_by_masturbating_on_a_hotel_balcony/

redditor thinks republicans wont last a week without sex

trannitor gets turned on by the idea of being brainwashed in to a "republican housewife"

redditor thinks slavery is going to be reinstated

redditor schedules an appointment

redditor accepts a "sacrifice"

redditor wants to commit crimes against conservatives

redditor asks why a "they" cannot identify as a 6 year old

redditor gets an OLED TV

Female redditor don't need no man.

redditor is ok with degeneracy

redditor says that “comics are the best representation of reality”.

redditor has a hard time finding girls to date.

Submitted by - Angelus Silesius

redditor thinks that democratic voters in red states are like an underground resistance in a war.

redditor thinks that “blue states” are sane

redditor is a 40+ year old woman.

redditor is more afraid of conservatives than al-qaeda in its prime.

"empowered" childfree redditor who is a “nulliparous woman” "strikes fear" into the hearts of men