Troon moment

Redditor heard his neighbor's kid cry.

Libertarian moment (extremely gay)

Redditor is a genious businessman.

Based Lebanon

No they don't.

Chris Chan, is that you?

Redditor gets groomed by the algorithm

I'm tired Hitler

How big is that dress

Is the cure for loneliness getting together with touch-starved single mothers?

My mudshark detector is beeping.

Atheist censors religious texts.

Duh.