Redditor is a contortionist

Police seize redditors laptop
https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1974t9g/police_have_seized_my_wifes_laptop_after_one_of/

Redditor figured it out
https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/comments/i0cz5k/well_i_aint_the_sharpest_bulb_in_the_shed_but_i/

Redditors want to assassinate Trump
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1980zwp/comment/ki4uiok/?utm_name=web3xcss

Redditor has a sinus infection

Redditors are afraid of cars
https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckcars/comments/1939w8o/how_to_advertise_car_free_likestyles_to/

Redditor makes a Reddit shirt

Redditor feels like a loser

A classic reddit post

Redditor plays DnD

Redditor is looking for femboys
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoleReversal/comments/yuvyzv/where_to_find_feminine_males_besides_reddit/

Take notes fellas

Christianity is a cult
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/kgu1aw/whats_something_thats_not_a_cult_but_feels_like_a/

Redditor wymyn moves to Netherlands.
Is dumbfounded why it’s always a muslim that assaults her.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Netherlands/comments/157k9zf/is_this_only_happening_to_me_or_are_other_women/

Reddit slang