Bye!

Redditor is not ride or die

Redditor would probably be found "incompetent to stand trial" if he ever committed a crime

Redditor thinks she's on to something

Way too shiny to have ever been used

Redditor is truly an American

Guess the subreddit.

Swasticas everywhere.

Redditor doesn't want free furniture because of a history book with a certain symbol on the dresser