I hereby declare you husband and chicken pasta.

"least coomerbrained redditor"

"average reddit comments section"

"take my updoot fellow redditor"

redditor gets downvoted

A based department call on reddit.

Reddit conversation edited for brevity.

Classic. You can repost that as often as you can, you will always get the same shocked reaction from me.

"I like to meet the men screwing my wife so they know I don't think she's cheating."

Pajeet L.