redditor’s mental health will deteriorate if they are not able to threaten people.

Bonus points: calling the UK “terf island”.

https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/1cfu9ty/there_is_no_funny_i_hate_this_country/

Britibong redditor’s marmite jar lid is stuck.

https://www.reddit.com/r/britishproblems/comments/5qh2e7/the_lid_of_my_marmite_jar_is_stuck_toast_is_ruined/

coomerbrain redditor would have sex with a female version of himself if he could

redditors cannot stop sexualizing things.

https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/so1qcf/the_xenomorph_probably_gives_some_legendary_head/

Redditor hates foreigners

redditor believes that reddit is a reflection of reality.

redditor “does not” use drugs

redditor does not like Notch

“The puritans weren’t fleeing persecution.” - redditor rewrites history.


"Don't you hate it when you go and try to persecute and force your belief on a person but then you find out that it's not allowed and because of that you have to take dangerous journey and flee to a new land?"

redditor is a degenerate.

anticar redditor follows reddit advice then gets into trouble because of it.

trannitor gets removed from a bathroom.

reddit being reddit.